So Many Republican Hypocrites, So Little Time

February 24, 2006 |

George W. Bush

Welcome back to the BuzzFlash GOP Hypocrite of the Week.

We're going to start calling this "the administration of the permanent full moon." If our lives weren't at stake, you'd have to laugh at the mystifying, breathtaking lunacy of it all.

First of all, why isn't our own government responsible for protecting our ports? Isn't it hypocrisy to outsource our national security?

Oh, we forgot, it's the Bush Administration, whose motto is, "It doesn't have to make sense, buddy. Just try and stop me."

Second of all, why risk turning over port security to a country with known relationships to Al-Qaeda?

Duh, because big oil and big financial friends come first, right? Didn't you see that infamous photo of Bush holding pinky fingers with a member of the Saudi Royal Family?

It's really quite frightening. We have a Judas as president, and he's too dumb to even know it. If it's a grade level above the Pet Goat book, it's already beyond his comprehension.

The Dubai port deal is more than hypocrisy. It's a direct threat to our national security and our lives.

But we don't have a GOP traitor or treason site of the week, yet. So we'll just have to, once again, bestow George with the dubious achievement of being the BuzzFlash GOP Hypocrite of the Week.

His gross hypocrisy endangers us all.

Remember our motto at BuzzFlash.com: So many Republican hypocrites, so little time.

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Previous HOTW Awards for George Bush: December 2, 2005, October 14, 2005, October 7, 2005, July 22, 2005, July 8, 2005, June 3, 2005, February 25, 2005, The 2004 Hypocrite of the Year, and more.

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